Joe Liebermann Saves Tiger Woods From Corporate Defections

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Tiger Woods who seems to have more woman than Bill Clinton had cigars was about to loose almost every corporate sponsor he had! Well that was the case until today when Senator Joe Liebermann became the man of the hour and decided to help Tiger Woods keep his corporate sponsors. It will not be easy for Tiger Woods to control his testosterone raging libido that is driving his corporate sponsors away from him but Tiger Woods will begin daily does of “LIEBERMANNICIN”! This exciting new drug developed by Connecticut pharmaceutical corporations and tested on Senator Joe Liebermann makes the patient worsey and fully compliant with corporate prerogatives!

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CIA Stiffens Afghan Resistance To Taliban

CIA Stiffens Afghan
Resistance To Taliban Well
the Republicans are on
their way out and with the
rebirth of Camelot the CIA
has found a new way to
protect America without
the usage of torture. It
makes you God Damn
PROUD to be an American!
No water boarding was
used to convert Afghan
tribal leaders to support
our cause but good ole
“American Ingenuity”,
inspired back into our CIA
no doubt by the election of
Barrack Obama as our
President. These new
techniques by the CIA will
really “stiffen up”
Afghanistan resistance to
the Taliban! Hopefully the
program will be expanded
by the CIA in Afghanistan
under our new
President’s
leadership! Oh sure George

SDI Test Successful

SDI Test Successful Well
here is one point where I
part with my PC Liberal
friends. I believe that the
Strategic Defense Initiative
is a worthy program and
goal for our national
defense! To believe
otherwise is literally “MAD”!
During the cold war our
national defense
deterrence was based on
the doctrine of “Mutually
Assured Destruction”, or
“MAD” for short. Our
planet and the human
race’s future
depended on both sides
not loosing their cool and
worst “misinterpreting” the
other side’s
motivation or intention.
MAD worked if our enemies
did not have their factual
judgment clouded by
ideology. For example if
the USSR was an Islamic
Fundamentalist state and
they believed that

Rush Limbaugh Passes On

Rush Limbaugh Passes On
This week we have lost a
second newscaster.
Conservative Republican
talk show host Rush
Limbaugh died tragically
today! Even this Liberal
Democratic blogger has
been so shaken that I am
converting to Republican!
Poor feisty Rush Limbaugh
who failed at “Operation
Chaos” < see the second video below> which was to
make the Democratic
Caucus into a remake of
the 1968 Democratic
Convention, none the less
presented on his show his
final contribution to
America! Surprisingly it was
his downfall! On Monday
June 16, 2008 Rush
Limbaugh told his audience
that Corporate America
had found a solution to the
energy crisis! Silicon Valley
Geeks successfully breed a
new species

Bush Intervention Destroys Operation Chaos

Bush Intervention Destroys
Operation Chaos George
Bush who is so incompetent
that he cannot win a war in
the same time that we won
a World War, now has
undermined Rush
Limbaugh’s
“Operation Chaos”! By
opening his big mouth he
as forced Democrats to join
hands around Senator
Barrack Obama. Even
Hillary Clinton, who was a
fellow traveler with George
Bush on the Road To
Bagdad has been forced to
come to Obama’s
aid! Hillary Clinton has now
to distinguish between a
trait that one union leader
praised her for
humorously, “Testicular
Fortitude”, to downright
“Bunker Naivette”. See the
hilarious video below!
Perhaps Hillary Clinton will
accept Rush
Limbaugh’s